February 2011
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
when you say the right answer multiple times, then...
carnagecarnival:
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
Homework on the weekends,
flylikepaperplanes:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish
Monday Morning:
”Class,...
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
January 2011
I really hate the mall.
discoverwhoiam:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
Never again.
dancing to Single Ladies
beyoncespam:
Expectation:
Reality:
Emma Watson vs me.
endless-facade:
When Emma laughs:
When I laugh:
When she dances:
When I dance:
When she whips her hair:
When I whip my hair:
When she cries:
When I cry:
When she winks:
When I try to wink:
IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON:
AND THIS IS ME:
togepenis:
CUZ WE ARE SISTAHS WE STAND TOGETHA
2:05am
laughingmymopoff:
2:09am
2:11am
The world won't end in 2012 because Harry's kids...
behindherbeauty:
The guy across the room is staring at you
frailhearts:
Expectations:
Reality:
Reblog if your friends beat your ass for no...
So I just did my hair and I'm all like:
madteacups:
potioneer:
Expectation:
Reality:
^ MY LIFE ‘ERRY MORNING
-twatcl0t:
withthestarsandthefame:
...
Everyone is talking about the new Error page,
moogle-:
I haven’t had the unpleasant joy of experiencing it yet
When you ask me what's wrong and I reply with...
amyynguyen:
What I actually mean is:
Nothing you say is going to make me feel any better.
Nothing is going to change the situation.
Nothing you would understand.
Nothing is right.
Nothing I want to explain.
Explaining it anyway will do nothing.
There’s nothing you can do to help.
I feel like nothing.
And the very rarely used; Nothing is actually wrong.
I'm starting to hate people again.
since Ariel was a mermaid, did she wear an...
believeinnarwhals:
fuygawkes:
IOPDOJIFHSU0IPFOJKHSFJPKOLKDS
Why do kindergarteners need Facebook ?
alyaae:
When I was in Kindergarten, I spent my time playing Windows 3D Pinball .. like a fuckin’ boss
why does no one wanna be my valentine.
jayyyrosales:
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
